I just want to tell you how fucking smart i am..Right now I am very  pleased with myself for not only tearing up South Beach in the female department but killing the stock market.

In August I bought 120 contracts of Dec 40 calls of SOHU in the .8 to 1.85 range.  Now with the stock at 53, the options are trading at 14.3 ……….with nothing stopping the stock going to 70.  For those who are counting that’s around 150k profit and I think I can do a quarter mil before its all said and done on this one position.  Not to mention still long on BIDU since spring.  If nothing else the months I wasted banging flat chested hoes in Shanghai at least go me into investing into China, which has provided this sudden windfall.  

When the market tanks….and it will, I’ll have enough liquidity to short and put all of you to death…. If I had done it right in 2000-2002 I’d be retired now

Genius does have its downside now I feel stupid for buying a Porsche when I will have enough profits in the next couple of days to buy a Ferrari 430 with the profits from the SOHU trade… I'm think of buying a place in Poblado but the exchange rate is pretty weak at the moment.. Anyways to the hundreds of people who have sent me hate mail(how do you have the time and don't you people have something better to do than to hate on the successful?)….how you like them apples? And yes local Chinese dudes are still weak….